Jedi Mind Tricks and La Fours

Nothing feels better (today anyways) than watching Silent Bob using his Jedi Mind Tricks to foil La Fours after a long, hard, exhausting day at work.

Smoochies Boochies, The Casual Male guy, endless interruption of trying on underwear, kids on the escalator unattended, chocolate pretzels and 3-nippled fortune tellers. Some days I wished I liked weed so I could sit back with a bag of cookies and Chinese food and have a Kevin Smith movie marathon.

I didn't take any of my medication despite a big promotion coming up and a project I need to complete this week in order to qualify for an interview for. I do my best work at the last minute so it's all good. I wrote papers in High School and College at the last second and scored A's across the board. It works for me.

List of things making me anxious today:

1) The promotion - there are 15 possible answers to a posed scenario and 80 people applying for only 4 positions, no pressure, right?

2) Anal sex. Not that I'm in any danger of it, but it's irrational and immediate due to Mallrats. I'm so impressionable.

3) My husband staying clean. He's been clean since 8/28/07.

Today wasn't so bad. No bounced checks, I have a roof over my head and cable. And pretzels. I am craving pretzels, and miracle or miracles, I have a whole box waiting to be baked and dipped. My husband vacuumed and it's cool outside for once. It's only 7pm and I'm calm without meds. I got a package in the mail today full of foreign candy, which is the best candy ever. American candy blows. It's a good day :)

Watch out for La Fours, tho. Put more quarters in that tube sock just in case.